the library is open

HOLIER THAN THOU

Got blasted on the subway by an uppity know it all old lady butting her nose in where it didn’t belong.

She was berating or lecturing me, was hard to tell the difference, about wasting my time with my electronics and playing video games when I would be reading a book.

OHHHH BITCH THE LIBRARY IS OPEN…

WHY?

BECAUSE READING IS FUNDAMENTAL!!!

So I looked down at her over my glasses and pointed out I was in fact reading a book on my Kindle, what a Kindle was and why electronic books were better for the environment.

I pointed out that I had read 24 books in the past 12 weeks and was presently a third of the way through a book about the fall of the USSR and the start of changes in the PRC all while listening to another book at the same time because I like to exercise my brain.

I also told her that her hat was on inside out…

WTF?