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turnip HED

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Photography taken in a cavern under a glacier with the dim light coming through the ice in a spooky deep blue
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By All Means. Glacial Pace. Yadda yadda yack.

  • turnip HED
  • 14 October 2022
This one struggled, to get through the 2 automatic sliding doors; and hollered for me to hold the elevator, all while fully focused on their screen.
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UK Bus Stop with 2 models wearing TURNIP TEEZ T-shirts on the billboard.
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Careful Where You Put Your Ween’us

  • turnip HED
  • 06 October 2022
WEEN isn’t even where you break up the word ya dumb fucks.
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Modesl wearing PINK t-shirts by TURNIP TEEZ
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It’s Wednesday. Pink it Up.

  • turnip HED
  • 05 October 2022
Use Discount Code STIFF BREW at check out and all your Wood Morning Coffee Cabin merchandise will be 10% off – PLUS a portion of the revenue will be allocated to our PINK Outreach.
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Where is the Value?
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Where is the Value in the Fine

  • turnip HED
  • 04 October 2022
How do you fine someone that has more money than they could possibly use?
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Broken Glass
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What Kind of Fuckery?

  • turnip HED
  • 03 October 2022
Started with my fancy German crafted double walled glass coffee tumbler breaking
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Cologne Germany - THE POOL IS CLOSED
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Cologne. Nope, not the city this time.

  • turnip HED
  • 15 September 2022
It was familiarly unfamiliar. In that I mean, I could not say for certain what fragrance it was, or if I had smelled it before. But, there was something warm, inviting and comforting about it that made me want more.
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JC Athletic Contact Shorts
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Continuing to Exceed Expectations

  • turnip HED
  • 09 September 2022
It has been over a year since I shared my experiences while wearing the JC Athletic Contact Shorts. I am still in love with them. The 2 pairs I know…
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NEVER ENDING LAUNDRY
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FUCK COMPROMISE

  • turnip HED
  • 25 September 2021
Thought I would try a compromise. Now I have 2 problems as big as the first! That’s not a compromise, that’s a conspiracy! LOL
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A BOOT
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SO ABOOT THAT THEN…

  • turnip HED
  • 16 September 2021
…honestly I had another chuckle at this point because I had another tangent where if I was driving a car, this is the point where I would turn down the radio so i could see the house numbers better
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Rose Petals
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A ROSE BY ANY OTHER

  • turnip HED
  • 06 September 2021
I was left with an after taste, that reminds me of the smell in my grandmother’s guest bathroom with all the decorative soaps you were not allowed to touch.
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