An Open Letter to Spotify
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Dear Spotify, I just received yet another offer of your “free [#] months” to return to your service. This is a formal request for you to fuck off and leave…
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Morning Routine? Ruined by Yorkshire Pudding.
One click. That’s all it took. One half-watched Yorkshire Pudding video and now my YouTube homepage is a carb-heavy disaster zone. What happened to my cozy morning routine of catching up on Wave 1 gaming updates? YouTube’s algorithm has lost the plot — and I’m spiraling.
A deeper rant is coming soon on TURNIP STYLE — stay tuned.
This Little Lighter of Mine
I am sick and tired of refillable non-disposable lighters failing faster than a disposable lighter would. So I am looking to you for suggestions on where to look next. Butane…
You Heard Me Wrong—But That’s Not Your Fault… Entirely.
There’s a special kind of chaos that happens when language, identity, and interpretation crash into each other at high speed. And we’re all sitting in the wreckage. I am going…
Hello from the Other Side
A couple cute moments captured in a screen shot. Physics in the game bugged out and lost cohesion as I was exploring and as such “hello” to gonzo from the…
Brain Freeze
I managed to ADHD myself into leaving the milk on the counter earlier this morning. So to cool it off quick for my upcoming breakfast, I slipped it in the…
