An Open Letter to Spotify
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Dear Spotify, I just received yet another offer of your “free [#] months” to return to your service. This is a formal request for you to fuck off and leave…
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You Heard Me Wrong—But That’s Not Your Fault… Entirely.
There’s a special kind of chaos that happens when language, identity, and interpretation crash into each other at high speed. And we’re all sitting in the wreckage. I am going…
Be Ye Consistent, If Ye Can’t Do Anything Else
I am sure a wise person once said; “At least be consistent, if ya can’t do anything else worth shit.” Or maybe I heard it in a movie once. Nonetheless…
You Can Rest Assured
We will work diligently to ensure the pool and sauna are restored to full operation in a timely manner. We would like to thank you in advance for your patience and understanding in regard to this matter and we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
By All Means. Glacial Pace. Yadda yadda yack.
This one struggled, to get through the 2 automatic sliding doors; and hollered for me to hold the elevator, all while fully focused on their screen.
It’s Wednesday. Pink it Up.
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What Kind of Fuckery?
Started with my fancy German crafted double walled glass coffee tumbler breaking
Cologne. Nope, not the city this time.
It was familiarly unfamiliar. In that I mean, I could not say for certain what fragrance it was, or if I had smelled it before. But, there was something warm, inviting and comforting about it that made me want more.
FUCK COMPROMISE
Thought I would try a compromise. Now I have 2 problems as big as the first! That’s not a compromise, that’s a conspiracy! LOL
SO ABOOT THAT THEN…
…honestly I had another chuckle at this point because I had another tangent where if I was driving a car, this is the point where I would turn down the radio so i could see the house numbers better
