An Open Letter to Spotify
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Dear Spotify, I just received yet another offer of your “free [#] months” to return to your service. This is a formal request for you to fuck off and leave…
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Morning Routine? Ruined by Yorkshire Pudding.
One click. That’s all it took. One half-watched Yorkshire Pudding video and now my YouTube homepage is a carb-heavy disaster zone. What happened to my cozy morning routine of catching up on Wave 1 gaming updates? YouTube’s algorithm has lost the plot — and I’m spiraling.
A deeper rant is coming soon on TURNIP STYLE — stay tuned.
Brain Freeze
I managed to ADHD myself into leaving the milk on the counter earlier this morning. So to cool it off quick for my upcoming breakfast, I slipped it in the…
A ROSE BY ANY OTHER
I was left with an after taste, that reminds me of the smell in my grandmother’s guest bathroom with all the decorative soaps you were not allowed to touch.
SUPERSTITIOUS OCD FORTUNE COOKIE DILEMA
TOUCH HERE TO SIGN UP FOR OUR EMAILS This past week I ordered Chinese Take-Away. I had been a really good boy and cleaned up on all my other leftovers…
NUT JOB COFFEE & THE ENVIRONMENT
Well this was easy, fun and DELICIOUS. So maybe, now, we have new motivation to reduce the amount of plastic going to landfill and increase the amount of plastic to be recycled.
